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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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