You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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