My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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