I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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