the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
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