My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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