To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
