Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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