doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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