Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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