VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
