Whod you bang
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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