wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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