I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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