Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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