But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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