Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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