I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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