I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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