You're so nebulous sometimes
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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