dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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