She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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