Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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