margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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