Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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