R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
