just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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