She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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