Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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