Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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