just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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