Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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