1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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