Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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