I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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