Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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