he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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