is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
