i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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