We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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