After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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