bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
it hurts more in the daytime
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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