Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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