I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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