So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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