I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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