i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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