9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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