They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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