Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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