i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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