I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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