Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My vagina is officially offended.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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