sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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