Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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